My mom once bit into a scoop of chocolate ice cream and started chewing on something crunchy. Did she order ice cream with nuts or cookies? Mom looked down at the bowl and saw half a cockroach buried in the ice cream waiting for her to take another bite.
As a follow-up to the cockroach tidbit, it was reported in one of the scientific journals that the average American eats 8 spiders during sleep in their lifetime. Just thought you should know.
Dennis and Mark are riding down the road, when all
of a sudden an insect splatters on their windshield.
Dennis looks at Mark and says. "Bet he won't have the
guts to do that again!"
Where does a spider look to find out how to spell a word?
In WEBster's Dictionary, of course.
How do you hunt for bees?
With a bee bee gun
How does a bee brush it's hair?
With a honey comb
Why don't grasshoppers like football games?
They prefer cricket
The Pursuit of Art
In keeping with the bug theme, here are some paper sculpture bugs I did last year...
Puss Moth Caterpillar